10) Furtive glances from side to side, often to achieve “shiftiness” quality. 9) Watching tennis / ping pong. 8) Looking at motor crashes. 7) Commanding headers (yeah right) on soccer fields. 6) Hyper-alert reffing: head on a swivel as I watch plays and keep an eye on offside situations. 5) Ogling women. 4) Moving head […]
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Full text of Jeremy’s speech: Thanks marc marc marc marc marc marc marc West in the house marc, you the man. Congratulations to us for sticking it out another year. Pause for applause. Pausing. Pausing. Pausing. Pausing. Hello there my little friends . Y’all need to deal with my synthetic voice now. Please pay attention … More Jeremy’s Speech at the 2016 ALS Walk
10) Furtive glances from side to side, often to achieve “shiftiness” quality. 9) Watching tennis / ping pong. 8) Looking at motor crashes. 7) Commanding headers (yeah right) on soccer fields. 6) Hyper-alert reffing: head on a swivel as I watch plays and keep an eye on offside situations. 5) Ogling women. 4) Moving head … More Top Ten Things I Will Miss About My Neck Muscles
10) Georgetown: Particularly around Lucile and 6th Ave. Hobos have long been attracted to this gritty industrial underbelly of Seattle. It offers a relatively unregulated mix of residential, retail core, and light industrial zones favorable to the lifestyle. Lately the area has become popular with hipsters who appear to be tolerant of hobo life. Notable … More Top 10 Hobo Lairs in Seattle
10) Road trips devoid of worst case pooping scenarios. 9) 96% reduction in sling time. 8) Variety of cute sounds from opening. 7) Perverse enjoyment of other people having to endure smell while I smell nothing, courtesy of tracheostomy. 6) Superfluous anus. 5) Hallie’s bizarre obsession with it… Several jingles and a new nickname: “Sexy … More Top 10 Things About Colostomy
*Winner Boaty McBoatface Runners-Up: 10) The Maggie Thatcher 9) The Angry Trump Supporter 8) HMS Big Bag of Bloatation 7) The Drunken Churchill 6) Teenage Mutant Research Ship 5) Archbishop Desmond Tutu 4) Ling Ling the Giant Panda Bear 3) The Arctic Avenger 2) Ringo the Shitty Beatle 1) The Leicester City
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This list came about because we at Team NEWBY have had a series of fiascos involving the attempted procurement of a portable ramp to access friends’ houses, etc. 10) 2016: The Pedersen/Thundergun Ramp Debacle. The group F.O.R. (Friends of Ramp) led by grizzled Lowe’s employee Jim Hoffman inaugurates a stunning new era of private ramp … More Top 10 Ramp Disasters in History
Click through the slideshow to read the story (pulled from DIWAS Photography) of the day of care given to Hallie, Jeremy’s partner and caretaker, by the Emily Austin’s “Beauty Brigade”. Team members included Emily Austin of Emily Untangled, Marian DiPerna of Horizon Massage Therapy, Dawn Bly of Mary Kay Cosmetics, Kelly Barrett of Stella & … More Hallie, The Giver
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